Before you pull out the whisky and go all James Bond on us, rub your eyes again! We’re not talking about the tumbler here, but the Humbler. Nothing to do with ice-cold flavours and bitter alcohol notes. Instead, it literally goes for the balls. The Humbler is a hot tool of torture that puts your (or your lover’s) penis under quite painful pressure. Sounds nasty? It is, but many gay BDSM lovers are known to love it. We’ll explain what a Humber is and how to use it correctly.
Humbler, not tumbler – the torture tool for your cock
The cuff of the Humbler is placed around the scrotum, from which a small rod extends. Run this along your lover’s arse and thighs so that the little slave has to bend over constantly. If he wants to stand up or even just stretch his legs, it will be a painful torment for him. So you have him under your control. A little nastier? That’s also possible, because Humbler are primarily made of wood, but can also come in a steel version with stimulation current. You sit down comfortably on the sofa and give your son a jolt of electricity if he doesn’t behave properly.
Does it just hurt or is it risky?
If you’re still reading on, you must have balls in your pants or a willing slave who needs a little extra treatment. When it comes to BDSM, safety is paramount, even if it can be quite painful. A man’s balls are sensitive, but you’ve probably already realised that yourself. So before you start the nasty game with the bells, make sure you’re fully prepared. That means:
- Shave off all hair, otherwise it will pull
- Use lubricant to make the balls supple
- Agreed safeword to end the torture at any time
- Handle with the humbler, don’t just play around with it
- Stop immediately in case of pain or discolouration of the balls
- Pause after approx. 30 minutes
“Blue balls” can occur when playing with the Humbler and do not necessarily have to be a problem. As the testicles are cut off, this can lead to prolonged blue colouring. If your partner is in severe pain or the discolouration does not subside after eight hours, a visit to the doctor is advisable. Don’t worry, the doctor has a duty of confidentiality and even if the Humbler is not an everyday toy, urologists have seen very different things.
Putting on the humbler correctly: how to do it
Your partner is nervous, tense and has literally “got their trousers full”? Use poppers to relax, but don’t sniff so much that it clouds your mind. After all, you need concentration to put the Humbler on correctly. First familiarise yourself with the toy so that you know how to use it. The following step-by-step guide will help you to attach the toy to your balls without injury:
- Open the nuts and separate the cuff parts from each other.
- Ask your partner to squat in the quadruped stand.
- Reach between his legs (from behind) and pull his balls towards you.
- Position the humbler on his thighs so that the notch is facing the ceiling.
- Now pull his balls through the notch towards you, keeping them outside the cuff.
- Hold on to his balls, ignore the whining, and pull the humbler tight.
- Is everything in place? Then screw the wing nuts back on and tighten them.
Once everything has worked, your slave can no longer move and is at your mercy in a pleasurable way.
Why a humbler? How to improve your sex life with your lover
Do you find the thought of pain, submission and dominance pretty cool? Then the Humbler is a toy you should definitely try out. There are certainly better toys for all girl sex lovers, but in search of the kinky kick, we’ll give you five reasons why it’s worth it:
- The rush factor: The humbler creates a unique, intense sensation – a mixture of pain and pleasure. As the wearer moves, the pain intensifies, triggering the release of endorphins for an exhilarating experience.
- Sensitivity: You just lightly touch his testicles with the palm of your hand, and he moans with lust and desperation? This sound will penetrate your ears when you pressurise his balls with the humbler. The fine nerve endings turn every little touch into an over-the-top thrill, just the thing when he’s begging for your cock with lust.
- The trust factor: With a humbler, your lover’s trust in you is unwavering. They are completely at your mercy, giving you an incredible sense of power. This dynamic strengthens the bond between you, creating unforgettable experiences.
- The orgasm kick: Discover the intense pleasure of squirting using a humbler. Experience the sensation of your testicle’s release and feel the rewarding resistance of the iron cuff. Explore the dominant or voyeuristic role by using a plug on your lover. They will be grateful for the incredible pleasure you provide.
- The dominance factor: Hardly any other part of the body is as sensitive as a man’s balls. With the humbler, you have him literally on them, he can’t defend himself. If he moves, the pain will rob him of all his senses. If he listens to you and does what you tell him, you’ll both have a great time.
Conclusion: The underrated BDSM helper for all egg lovers
Have you never heard of the Humbler before? Thank us later, when you’ve feasted your eyes on the sight of his tied-up clits for the first time. Admittedly, you should have a little love of BDSM when you try out this special toy. But if you are generally not averse to the topic, you have a versatile tool for experimentation here. Just ask your lover if he has ever heard of the Humbler. If not, offer him a practical sample.
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